It’s happening at Atlantic City Hotels and Casinos

Week of July 5

Don McCloskey and Matt Santry, Showboat, House of Blues, (Club Harlem Ballroom) 8:30 p.m. July 5. $10.

Rock N Roll Will Never Die, Trump Marina, The Shell, 8 p.m. July 3 to 5. 9 p.m. July 6. 7 p.m. July 7. 10 p.m. July 7. $25.50.

Morrissey, Borgata, The Event Center, 8 p.m. July 5. $75, $95.

LL Cool J, Showboat, House of Blues, 8 p.m. July 5. $44.50, $54.50.

Bo Diddley, Showboat, House of Blues, 9 p.m. July 6. CANCELLED.

Billy Currington, Showboat, House of Blues, 8 p.m. July 6. $27, $37, $42.

Jon Lovitz, Borgata, The Music Box, 9 p.m. July 6. $29.50, $35.

Professional Boxing & MMA - Wars At The Shore, Wildwood Convention Center, 6:30 p.m. July 6. $30, $50, $75.

Dancing With The Stars — The Tour, Boardwalk Hall, 7 p.m. July 6. $49.50, $65, $95, $195.

Celebrate Freedom Concert featuring US Airforce Band “Afterburner” & Avalon Stringband & Woodland String Band, Bally’s, Brighton Park, 12 p.m. July 7. Free.

Bruce in the USA, Borgata, The Music Box, 9 p.m. July 7. $15.

Diana Krall with Chris Botti, Borgata, The Event Center, 8 p.m. July 7. $55, $75, $95, $125.

Gretchen Wilson, Caesars, Circus Maximus Theatre, 9 p.m. July 7. $65, $85, $100.

Girl Power with Mary Wilson, Wildwood Convention Center, 8 p.m. July 7. $30, $40, $50.

Gin Blossoms, Showboat, House of Blues, 7 p.m. July 8. $17, $22.

Week of July 12

Calle 13, Showboat, House of Blues, 8 p.m. July 12. $37, $42.

Artie Lange, Borgata, The Event Center, 8 p.m. July 13. $49.50, $55, $75.

Classic Rock Cares with Brian Johnson and Cliff Williams of AC/DC, Markfarner of Gran Funk Railroad and Joe Lynn Turner of Deep Purple and Rainbow, Trump Marina, Grand Cayman, 9 p.m. July 13. $35, $$50.

KC and the Sunshine Band, Resorts, Superstar Theatre, 9 p.m. July 13. 8 p.m. July 14. $60.

Wayne Brady, Borgata, The Music Box, 9 p.m. July 13. $56.

Dom Irrera with Craig Shoemaker, Borgata, The Music Box, 8 p.m. July 14. $39.50, $45.

Gatti vs Gomez and Cintron vs Matthysse, Boardwalk Hall, 6 p.m. July 14. $50, $100, $150, $200, $300.

Joan Rivers & Joy Behar, Tropicana, Tropicana Showroom, 9 p.m. July 14. $49.50, $65.

The Neighborhood Reunion with Peter Marino, Dante Hall Theater of the Arts (Atlantic City), 7 p.m. July 15. $25.

Cartel with Valencia and New Atlantic, Showboat, House of Blues, 6:30 p.m. July 18. $18.

Week of July 19

The Machine, Showboat, House of Blues, 8 p.m. July 20. $17, $26.

Interpol with Calla, Borgata, The Music Box, 9 p.m. July 20. SOLD OUT.

Musiq Soulchild and Chrisette Michele, Tropicana, The Showroom, 9 p.m. July 21. $35, $39.50.

Kenny G., Trump Marina, Grand Cayman Ballroom, 9 p.m. July 21. $51.35. $73.95.

Craig Ferguson, Borgata, The Music Box, 9 p.m. July 21. $39.50, $49.50.

Boyz II Men, Showboat, House of Blues, 7 p.m. July 21. $32, $42, $47, $52.

John Mayer, Borgata, The Event Center , 8 p.m. July 22. $75.50, $95.50.

Yonder Mountain String Band, Borgata, The Music Box, 8 p.m. July 22. $25.

Josh Groban, Boardwalk Hall, 8 p.m. July 21. $75, $85, $98.

ZZ Top, The Pretenders and Stray Cats, Borgata, The Event Center, 7 p.m. July 23. $125.

Week of July 26

The Aggrolites, Showboat, House of Blues, 7 p.m. July 26. $13.

Donna Summer, Caesars, Circus Maximus Theatre, 10 p.m. July 27. 9 p.m. July 28. $100, $125.

Poison/ Ratt, Trump Taj Mahal, Mark G. Etess Arena, 7 p.m. July 27. $49.50, $65.

Goo Goo Dolls with Lifehouse, Borgata, The Event Center, 8 p.m. July 27. $39.50.

Boz Scaggs, Tropicana, Tropicana Showroom, 9 p.m. July 27. $45, $65.

Chris Cornell, Borgata, The Music Box, 9 p.m. July 27. Tickets sold out.

Paul Rodriguez, Showboat, House of Blues, 8 p.m. July 27. $27, $42, $47, $67.

George Carlin, Resorts, 8 p.m. July 28. $75, $100.

Lisa Lampanelli, Borgata, The Music Box, 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. July 28. $45.

Gallagher, Showboat, House of Blues, 7 p.m. July 28. $22, $32.

Mary J. Blige, Borgata, The Event Center, 8 p.m. July 28. $95, $115, $135.

The Beach Boys, Borgata, The Music Box, 7 p.m. June 30. 10:30 p.m. June 30. $49.50, $55.

311 with Matisyahu, Borgata, The Event Center, 8 p.m. July 31. $45.

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A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Brooklyn to Atlantic City. As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!”

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver starts to think he may have a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she’d been molested too. The bus driver decides that he’d had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

“Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?” says the bus driver.

“I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it keeps running away…”

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